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Chapter One

Love Story or Lovely Satire?  In High School, I was obsessed with romance novels. I'm not into anything explicit so they were all very clean. They were also terribly predictable. Think lifetime movies but in the form of books. There were only ever two or three plot lines that were reused in every romance novel. Nothing was ever original. As I was lamenting to my best friend, I came up with the idea to write my own love story. Instead of trying to write a good one, I decided it would be more fun to write one as ridiculously cheesy as I could. And it turned out so fantastically awful that it was great.  It's titled Hunky Hotstuff Cowboy.  If you are terribly curious as to just how good (awful) it is, here is the first installment: (You're welcome) HOOOOOONNNKK! Traffic couldn't get any worse as Ted McCarthy slowly lost the last little patience he had left in his body. At six feet, with a well toned torso and muscly calves, he cut an imposing figure. Though many p...
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First Nugget of Thought: Strut Your Crazy Tail Feathers

Be YOU for All to See As this is my first real post on a blog, I am a little out of words. Funny, seeing as all there is to do with a blog is say words. This is my life.  I decided to create this blog after finding the treasure that is my first blog which was created in Middle School. It is beautiful. Super cringe worthy, but beautiful in its' own right. See, things that most people would find embarrassing and in need of hiding I fully enjoy and show everyone. I love to laugh at myself. If you can't laugh at yourself than you need a way to destress and relax because you are way too uptight.  Please find some way to laugh at yourself. Other people will see that as confidence, trust me. Confidence is super attractive, so go out there and strut your crazy feathers for the whole world to see!  Here's a little story to go along with strutting my own crazy tail feathers: I was home schooled until I was in middle school. Since I had a lot of time on my hands my imagin...
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